Kaste approached me recently with an unusual request – could I add two more digits to each of his hands? I’m not sure why he wants them, but far be it from me to look a gift experimental surgical procedure in the mouth! If I can manage to mult-dactyl him up to a full fistful of fingers, who’s to say I couldn’t graduate to whopping a few extra arms on here and there? That’s what I love about being on my own, whenever I wanted to delve into anything fun, Mother would always complain about “madness” this and “creating abominations in the eyes of all that is decent” that and so on. If somebody hadn’t dared to create, the world never would have known marvels like the shrink ray and the two-headed ogre!
I bribed one of the local Amani trolls with giant growth potions to agree to be my test subject. I think I’ve finally got that one almost down – the last batch I made just turned my left thumb really big for an hour but now I’m sure I have it right. Anyway, his name is Zeg, but for convenience’ sake I’ll simply refer to him as Digital Transplant Subject A. I don’t really know how I’m going to move his fingers around, but I guess experimental surgery is a little like dancing – you’ve just gotta get over your self-consciousness, jump out on that dance floor and figure it out as you go!
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