I really ought to have written this up earlier – things have been busy lately what with attacking castles in the swamp and nearly being eater by trolls and gorillas and MOSQUITOS in the jungle and all manner of other diversions. So before it slides out of my head entirely, here’s what happened with Kaste’s fingers.
We traveled to Dun Morogh… exhausting journey… and managed to find a donor. We tried to negotiate for his fingers, but he just up and attacked us! Well, one thing led to another and he ended up buying the snow farm, and, well, there was no sense in looking a gift hand in the mouth. So I popped the fingers off of Mr. Antagonistic and onto Kaste and presto! Five fingered hands! They looked a little funny but they worked fine! Now that I’ve mastered the art of doing this operation on trolls, I’ll have to try it on a less naturally regenerative race. Gnomes are inquisitive, aren’t they? I’m sure I could find a volunteer in the gnome ruins where I got this lovely hat… but the hat is a story for another time. Right now I’m talking about fingers. Where was I? Oh yes, they worked perfectly! Eventually some of them went numb and fell off, but other than that, a total success!
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