Last night Fineas invited me to help explore an archaeological dig in the heart of dwarven territory. The results were amazing! As we administered the colonoscopy of inquiry upon the bowels of antiquity, we unearthed polyps of discovery both benign and malignant. First, there were the troggs, creatures I’d first encountered deep below Orgrimmar, but seen here in their full robust vigor, large as gorillas with pustules the size of my head! Then there were the earthen, and the ancient statues, and the room with the discs… and the astonishing revelation that dwarves and troggs are related, both the results of some earlier generation of experimenters known as ‘the creators’!
The skills of the creators certainly ‘dwarf’ mine at this point, but with this new knowledge, perhaps I’ll unlock the secret of dwarf-trogg crossbreeding – it will require a lot of alcohol, and probably nearly as much soap, but I’m sure it’s possible! Who knows… maybe in some far future time, my descendants will crack open a vault in the ruins of Silvermoon and pry discs describing the origin of the dwoggs from my crumbling, skeletal fingers! I can only dream!
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